Actual Ad on the Ares Armor site: (I added stuff in parentheses for clarity...for the younger crowd) --------------------------------
Obama's Blaster Commemorative 'Yes We Can' Build a Firearm Product
We would like to thank President Barrack Obama for being the distinguished firearms industry spokesman and salesmen of all time. We are now producing what we believe he would really want in a “Blaster.”
Much like Marvin (the Martian--pre-1950's Warner Brothers cartoon), Barry is believed to be an alien and also was in possession of an Illudium Q-36 explosive space modulator. Unfortunately for us, Barry believes that the United States is not only blocking his view of Venus, but is also blocking his social and political views with our pesky Constitution. Luckily, after 2,000 years of research and when he was finally ready to use the Illudium Q-36 explosive space modulator to destroy the Constitution and the United States, Bugs Bunny saved the day and destroyed this device!
If good ol’ Barry had been in possession of a “blaster” such as this, maybe things would have been different for Bugsy. It might have actually been Rabbit season.
In either case we proudly introduce “Obama’s Blaster.” (We do not think Barrack Obama actually endorses this product and the entire write up is a very clear case of Parody for the purpose of symbolic speech). Complete Upper Receiver Includes:
10.5" 4142 High Carbon Steel Barrel with a Black Nitride Coating Chambered 5.56x45 1:7 twist Harpe Free Float Rail Nickel Boron (NiB) M16 BCG Hope and Change Concussion Redirection Device (HCCRD)
IF YOU DO NOT WANT TO PRE-ORDER THIS ITEM AND WOULD PREFER TO SPEND THE EXTRA MONEY FOR AN IN STOCK ITEM YOU MAY SIGN UP FOR NOTIFICATIONS. Inform me when available. I will risk it and buy at the higher price.MAXIMIZE YOUR SAVINGS. There is a flat 10.00 shipping rate, order other items at the same time to maximize your savings. MADE IN AMERICA. *Pricing and Product Availability Online will vary at retail store locations. **All NFA rules apply. Retail: $689.95 On Sale: $550.00
Such a gadget is not really a knife sharpener. I am a professional knife sharpener of many years, and have made my living doing same. All these devices do is rough up the steel in the absence of an edge. A coarse and fine stone, or diamond impregnated steel flats will do a much better job of giving you an "edge" that will work wonders on that tomato.
Learn how to get and maintain an edge on your knives and they will serve you much better than roughing up the edge. Once you learn the proper technique the skill will never leave you. Everyone has some dull kitchen knives that will serve as learning pieces before you go to work on that $100 + knife you spent your hard earned money on.
I have an EZ Lap sharpener I bought 20 years ago for less than 4 dollars, still USA made, very fine diamonds and hasn't worn out yet. Smith's are china made iirc. The EZLap folds into what looks to be half of a pen case and comes in a straight D shaped or tapered (for serrated) style.
Japanese water stones are by far the best sharpening devices on the planet. However, they require a fair bit of practice to be able to really sharpen a knife on them. Also, they are pretty spendy and not very portable.
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Actual Ad on the Ares Armor site:
(I added stuff in parentheses for clarity...for the younger crowd)
--------------------------------
Obama's Blaster
Commemorative 'Yes We Can' Build a Firearm Product
We would like to thank President Barrack Obama for being the distinguished firearms industry spokesman and salesmen of all time. We are now producing what we believe he would really want in a “Blaster.”
Much like Marvin (the Martian--pre-1950's Warner Brothers cartoon), Barry is believed to be an alien and also was in possession of an Illudium Q-36 explosive space modulator. Unfortunately for us, Barry believes that the United States is not only blocking his view of Venus, but is also blocking his social and political views with our pesky Constitution. Luckily, after 2,000 years of research and when he was finally ready to use the Illudium Q-36 explosive space modulator to destroy the Constitution and the United States, Bugs Bunny saved the day and destroyed this device!
If good ol’ Barry had been in possession of a “blaster” such as this, maybe things would have been different for Bugsy. It might have actually been Rabbit season.
In either case we proudly introduce “Obama’s Blaster.”
(We do not think Barrack Obama actually endorses this product and the entire write up is a very clear case of Parody for the purpose of symbolic speech).
Complete Upper Receiver Includes:
10.5" 4142 High Carbon Steel Barrel with a Black Nitride Coating
Chambered 5.56x45 1:7 twist
Harpe Free Float Rail
Nickel Boron (NiB) M16 BCG
Hope and Change Concussion Redirection Device (HCCRD)
IF YOU DO NOT WANT TO PRE-ORDER THIS ITEM AND WOULD PREFER TO SPEND THE EXTRA MONEY FOR AN IN STOCK ITEM YOU MAY SIGN UP FOR NOTIFICATIONS.
Inform me when available. I will risk it and buy at the higher price.MAXIMIZE YOUR SAVINGS.
There is a flat 10.00 shipping rate, order other items at the same time to maximize your savings.
MADE IN AMERICA.
*Pricing and Product Availability Online will vary at retail store locations.
**All NFA rules apply.
Retail: $689.95
On Sale: $550.00
Such a gadget is not really a knife sharpener. I am a professional knife sharpener of many years, and have made my living doing same. All these devices do is rough up the steel in the absence of an edge. A coarse and fine stone, or diamond impregnated steel flats will do a much better job of giving you an "edge" that will work wonders on that tomato.
Learn how to get and maintain an edge on your knives and they will serve you much better than roughing up the edge. Once you learn the proper technique the skill will never leave you. Everyone has some dull kitchen knives that will serve as learning pieces before you go to work on that $100 + knife you spent your hard earned money on.
I have an EZ Lap sharpener I bought 20 years ago for less than 4 dollars, still USA made, very fine diamonds and hasn't worn out yet. Smith's are china made iirc. The EZLap folds into what looks to be half of a pen case and comes in a straight D shaped or tapered (for serrated) style.
Japanese water stones are by far the best sharpening devices on the planet. However, they require a fair bit of practice to be able to really sharpen a knife on them. Also, they are pretty spendy and not very portable.
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