Sunday, June 12, 2011

Come the Zombie Apocalypse, young Debbie here will be steak tartare.



This is an MBA grad from Villanova?

43 comments:

Greg in Allston said...

Mike, dude, WTF? That was one of the most disturbing things I've seen in awhile. I wonder what her parents are like.

David Codrea said...

My guess is performance art along the lines of "Leave Britney Alone" etc. designed to go viral.

Looks like it worked with 4M+ hits.

There's a guerrilla marketing lesson to learn in here somewhere.

eddymatthews said...

I needed a laugh. I sure got one from that!

Anonymous said...

PMS. Don't leave the nuclear keys with her.

Anonymous said...

It's a spoof. She's funny. Check out the vid that follows on youtube, titled "Cara and Kara".

Mickey Collins said...

I'm with David, it's gotta be a farce.

wirecutter said...

Wanna bet she f*cked for her grades?

Ray T. said...

Was that supposed to be some kind of a joke? If that is what our collage graduates are like all hope is gone for this once great nation. I can just hope and pray that she is the exception. American adults need to wake up and insure that our children are taught the truth, and how to live a relate in the real world.

Dakota said...

O M G .... what an emotional wreck! What we have here is a future "cat" lady that the family can't visit cause they can't stand the smell and the 300 cats. What she needs is serious help .... now!

Anonymous said...

Wow!
Aside from a clear lack of composure and inability at elocution, she is likely way over-medicated.

She actually said uhm 13 times in that short clip.

I could probably put her right over the edge by informing her that I hate cats! In fact, I believe some cats will make lovely hats. The others should be gently placed into a burlap sack along with a heavy stone and tossed in the lake.

KPN3%

johnnyreb said...

Any doubt who this airhead voted for?

Tam said...

1) Somebody got stoned in an attempt to be relaxed for her first video.

2) Remember: every crazy old cat lady was once a crazy young cat lady. ;)

Anonymous said...

That girl Mike, is what I call "Low hanging fruit" Life expectency 2 years maximum... Flash mob fodder when the basics are scarce

The Allegory III

Howie Honky said...

she is a cutie; this is a put-on, she has several videos...

Grog said...

Whether this is acting, as David said, or her real personality, she's a great example of image over substance.

She won't last long after the downhill ride really kicks in.

Grog
III

Bad Cyborg said...

Well, she DID say she likes to run and since zombies kinda shamble she could probably out run them - until she came across a cat at which time she would be steak tartare.

Scary. REALLY scary. Makes you wonder what kind of academic requirements Villanova has for its MBA program.

If she REALLY wanted a date she should've flashed her boobs.

Col Bat Guano said...

The more amazing part is she was stupid enough as a Villanova MBA grad to post that video after having reviewed it. Some of the stupidest people I've ever met are college grads, actually.

Bad Cyborg said...

$10 says she voted for the Kenyan. Any takers?

Carl Bussjaeger said...

00:15 - cute girl
00:30 - nervous girl
00:45 - peculiar girl
01:00 - umm... wait a minute
01:20 - she doesn't need a date; she needs counseling
01:45 - oh, dear god; she needs counseling... uh, wait...
02:00 - Hmm. I'm a-thinkin' hoax or an eHarmony attempt at viral marketing

Well, if it's marketing, it worked in as much as I watched it. But that should be taken as a typical available young lady at eHarmony I'm never logging into that site.

If she's real... Mike, she ain't gonna make it to the zombie apocalypse.

Crotalus (Don't Tread on Me) said...

Wow! Pretty girl, but I'll bet you'll get an echo if you yell in her ear!

Anonymous said...

A fine example of the Eloi subspecies of the future.

Anonymous said...

Come on Mike, surely you didn't think she was serious.

Mad Jack said...

This is performance art and the performer is smarter, more convincing and a better actor than the geniuses who believed her eHarmony ...and, um, I like cats! video.

Chef said...

She really likes cats.

AlanDP said...

Yeah, it's a joke. She has other funny videos on YouTube.

The Spirit of 1776 said...

Dear God I hope she isn't a Villanova graduate student. I took several post-grad classes at 'Nova b-school and this is it's own mini "flash crash".

JFP said...

Viral marketing application for a job with Purina cat chow.

Anonymous said...

If it is a farce and she's acting-great job. If it's not a put on and she's for real...I'm frightened.
Please tell me it's an act...I beg it of thee.

Anonymous said...

Hmmm...
If the Zombie Apocalypse were indeed upon us, I'm afraid this gal would be about as useful as a horse with a broken leg. And we all know what happens to a horse with a broken leg.

Dedicated_Dad said...

Sadly...
(1) This WAS "performance art"
(2) She's probably intelligent, but also probably even MORE crazy than her "character"
(3) NO DOUBT a Kenyan voter
(4) -- THIS is where things get REALLY scary... -- my daughter's an R.A. at a major University, and... well... Many of them are even MORE vapid, clueless and in desperate need of medication than this "character." The child who abhorred me and everything I stood for when I dropped her off now thanks me, G*D and her lucky stars that she had a Father who wouldn't allow her to "be like everybody else."
(5) I know it's even WORSE than she lets on to me, because she doesn't want to set me up on my soap-box AGAIN....

God help us -- and God (PLEASE!) Save Our Republic!!

PS: WV=="UnKen"
Sadly, Un-Ken is even MORE rare than Un-Barbie...

Dedicated_Dad said...

Oh, sweet Jeebus...

I made the mistake of watching the "Kara and Cara" vid - which led to others with the same title by others...

The ~5 minutes I spent on this no doubt lowered my IQ by at LEAST 50 points, and my "hope for the future of Humanity" by more like 500...

If you take this voyage, you *MUST* read the comments... The vids are bad enough, but the COMMENTS??!!

Dear GOD -- PLEASE -- help us!!

WHERE ARE THESE KIDS' PARENTS??!!

WHAT PARENT LETS THEIR ~15 YEAR OLD DAUGHTER PIERCE HER NOSE -- TWICE -- AND PUT HERSELF OUT ON THE 'NET FOR THE PERVS ON YT??!!

WHAT KIND OF GIRL LEAVES SUCH FILTH AS "TOP COMMENT" ON HER VID??!!

Moments like this I struggle not to PRAY for collapse/TEOTWAWKI, just for the possibility of a "reset"...

I think I'm going to go drink myself off to never-never land now...

Dave said...

Well, Debbie and my Rottweiler seem to have something in common...

Rider said...

That's 2 1/2 min's of my life that I will never get back!

That should go viral as to why NOT to send them off to a college.

Anonymous said...

Was that Villanova or Melanoma??

My first thought was: "This young woman is very pretty, I hardly think she needs to do online dating!"
Then she started talking.....

Hoooooly shit. If I was on a first date with this dumb broad and she started acting like that, I'd probably excuse myself to the Men's Room and then jump out the window.

As for being a "recent MBA grad".......kinda makes me wonder what MBA programs are like these days.

TypicalClinger said...

I feel for Debbie. You see, I LOVE guns! I want to have and hold all of the guns.I know it's crazy I can't hold all of them at once but I want to.. I want to..I want them in a really big safe and I want top of the line optics on them and for them all to be in rainbow colored gun cases.O.K. scratch the rainbow colored gun cases. I..I.. I can't go on..

Thomas/PatriotofPast said...

She can Hug the Cat stuck to the tire of my Pickup... Think she would Armerall all 4 after she is done Hugging it?

Reg T said...

I only watched until she started tearing up. I doubt she is an MBA graduate, even they wouldn't be willing to pimp themselves for this sort of performance art. I remember when I attended the U of A (Arizona) back in '67, the bathrooms on campus had most of the toilet tissue dispensers labeled as "BPA (their equivalent of an MBA) Diplomas". I would imagine acquiring an MBA at Villanova would carry the same kind of cachet.

I'm with Dedicated Dad, right down the line. A good friend who is a biology professor in the SUNY system (New York) says many of his students are as bad as DD's daughter indicates. It's mind-blowing.

Anonymous said...

I agree with those here who have discerned this is a put-on. This girl is having the time of her life making these videos. Love it when she pushes up her bosom when she says "online dating" near the beginning of the video.

Saber said...

Hey, I enjoy cats as well! Will someone pass me the teryaki sauce?

Anonymous said...

For those of you who need an antidote for CCL (Crazy Cat Lady), there's always this (NSFW)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2wirYKbJkNU

Bill S. said...

Acting or not, God help the poor fool that dates and/or marries this chick! She's completely nuts.

COKidd said...

This is why I am getting my sons wives from outside the United States. This is the typical bi-polar, over medicated, low intelligence, overweight, (surely a democrat), uneducated American "princess" that inundates the average college campus

Anonymous said...

Wow..this is an MBA grad?
Ummm..i cant ..ummm get a sentance out...ummmm with out...ummm
saying...ummmm

what a dork

parents wasted a ton of money for this ones education

so you love cats eh?
WTSHTF..this ones going to be so done