Monday, March 12, 2012

Waiting for Boner. Tea Parties Take on the Three Stooges Over Failure to Aggressively Investigate the Gunwalker Scandal.

Waiting for Boner.
Vladimir: "So, when is it coming?"
Estragon: "When is what coming?"
Vladimir: "I dunno, the OIG report, Holder's impeachment, the next Issa hearing, all of the above. When is somebody going to get off their ass about Gunwalker?"
Estragon: "So, you haven't heard?"
Vladimir: "Heard what?"
Estragon: "It's all in the hands of the Three Stooges."
Vladimir: "The Three Stooges? You mean Larry, Moe and Curly?"
Estragon: "No, dummy, Boner, Can't-or and Charlie McCarthy."
Vladimire: "Charlie McCarthy? I thought he was a ventriloquist's dummy."
Estragon: "He is, only this time he's also a congressman from California."
Vladimir: "I don't get it. You're saying that the GOP leadership doesn't want to get to the bottom of the Gunwalker Conspiracy?"
Estragon: "That's exactly what I'm saying. You don't read much Sipsey Street, do you?"
Vladimir: "But why?"
Estragon: "Blowjobs, probably."
Vladimir: "Blowjobs?"
Estragon: "Yeah either blowjobs they want or blowjobs they gave that somebody found out about."
Vladimir: "You mean the fate of the country is hanging on a blowjob?"
Estragon: "You got it."
Remember when I said that my sources told me that John Boehner and the GOP leadership had put the brakes on Issa's investigation of the Gunwalker Plot?
Well, as time goes by with absolutely no forward movement, the people who called me names and doubted my sources are looking less credible and my sources are looking more credible. Just this morning I spoke with two folks close to the investigation who once again confirmed that it looked like some sort fix was in.
And we're not the only ones: Tea Party groups pressure House GOP leaders to rev up Fast and Furious probe.
Local Tea Party activists are pressing House Republican leaders to pursue their investigation into the Operation Fast and Furious gun-tracking effort more aggressively.
The top three House Republicans have been slow to lead the charge of the GOP’s criticism of the botched operation.
As a result, local Tea Party groups in the home districts of House Speaker John Boehner (R-Ohio), Majority Leader Eric Cantor (R-Va.), and Majority Whip Kevin McCarthy (R-Calif.) are turning up the heat on the lawmakers.
The groups say their representatives maintain the most powerful positions in the lower chamber and should be more critical of President Obama and Attorney General Eric Holder.
This is a great idea. Keep up the pressure, guys.
LATER: Media Matters reacts.
Boehner, Cantor and McCarthy investigate the Gunwalker Scandal.

3 comments:

Bucky Godot said...

Boehner is such an obvious, cheap whore; he is owned, body and soul, by the dems. He should follow the example of another famous betrayer, Judas Iscariot, and take a length of rope into the woods.
BTW - I thought Mike was going to be in the horse pistol today>??? Hopeing for the best!!

TPaine said...

Well, it looks like this investigation is all but over, and didn't we all see this coming? Mike, you busted your hump, you and David, and all of the work you did is being flushed down the drain by our own side. Which goes to show that none of these sons of bitches can be trusted. None of them. The Tea Party did a very good wash in 2010, and all for naught. I guess now it's time to do what we should have done a long time ago. Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, shame on me.

Anonymous said...

Thanks for all your hard work Mike. Good luck and take care.