Thursday, December 22, 2011

Chaos theory, the ironclad law of unintended consequences and an unfortunate series of events. Besides, everybody knows you should use at least a twelve gauge on a mouse.

Mousegunner.
Man shoots at mouse, hits roommate; another roommate arrested for rape.
Now, justice would have been if the projectile had hit and killed the rapist.
NOTE: I almost titled this one "Adventures amongst the white trash tribe," but I didn't want to appear racist. ;-)

3 comments:

Michael Gilson said...

"Alcohol was involved"
Now there's a shocker!
Not that there was much judgment to impair with this bunch.

CowboyDan said...

"NOTE: I almost titled this one "Adventures amongst the white trash tribe," but I didn't want to appear racist."

Isn't there an exemption in law for members of the group most likely to take offense at a word or phrase to be able to freely use it?

Seems gay guys always know and tell the funniest gay jokes and our darker skinned brothers and sisters use "the N word" more than all but the most bigoted white guys, so I thought it was in the law somewhere.

Oh, snap! I forgot. White people are not allowed to complain of racial bias.

Sorry. As Gilda Radner's Emily Litella used to say, "Never mind."

RWS III said...

The mouse new exactly what he was doing.
The girl is now safe from the perv. The perv will now be the one getting butt raped when he meets his new cell mate Bubba.
The pistol will be confiscated, and now there's a shortcut between the kitchen and the bathroom.
Yup the mouse new exactly what he was doing.


RWS III