A great image for a caption contest.
TSA pervert gropes his way to a paycheck.
Plus, member of the Homintern and editor in chief of The American Spectator, R. Emmett Tyrrell Jr., wants to be groped by another man and makes fun of those who'd rather not, proclaiming, "Pat me! Pat me!"
Well, there's a surprise.
And here's Pete's National Opt-Out Day Suggestions.