Friday, July 2, 2010

Woman stabbed by flying umbrella.

Mary Poppins sought as "person of interest."

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

That should EASILY make "News of the Bizarre". Funny. I'm glad it was only her leg.
So, what's next? Will our benevolent Gubbment, in the spirit of Once-But-No-Longer-Great Britian, protect us from ourselves by banning beach umbrellas because they are potentially dangerous?

B Woodman
III-per

sofa said...

can an umbrellas cross a state line when flying? does an umbrella cost money?

was the umbrella registered?

did the umbrella owner have a permit to brandish the umbrella at the beach?

when did the operator complete their mandatory umbrella training?

did training address critical safety issues?

when will a federal czar address this public safety hazard?

Anonymous said...

Can't the KGB afford ones that shoot racin anymore??

H UK

Dennis308 said...

Now they can make their cause umbrella control.
This is a prime example of the wrong type of people having access to Umbrellas.

Dennis
III
Texas