Friday, December 11, 2015

I am reminded of what my Grandpa Vanderboegh used to say about why the Canadians had a maple leaf in their flag.

Because, he said, that's what lumberjacks wiped their asses with. An enlightened Canadian intellectual deigns to give us unwashed American rustics some advice: "It’s Time to Ban Guns. Yes, All of Them."

11 comments:

Elmo said...

Thanks for the memories of Dudley Do-Right, Mike. "I'll save you, Nell!"
It was a simpler time back then. Back when men were men and boys were toking up on a beach in Hawaii.

Anonymous said...

When their cousins to the south fought to throw off the yoke of George III they decided to be Tories and remain loyal to the crown.

On August 19, 1942 our mutual British cousins thanked them profusely at a place called Dieppe.

My point being that our Canadian cousins haven't shown much in the realm of making proper decisions. Why should I give a damn what they think we should do on any subject?

And by the way, they can call Justin Bieber home any time now. I can tell you that those of us in South Florida have grown tired of his antics.

Waiting In Idaho said...

He should come for mine. Let me be first on his list. Guys like him are always about someone else doing their good ideas. So come on, Big Boy. Lets dance.

Anonymous said...

The author is an American citizen living in Toronto, therefore a damn foreigner and not a Canadian. Toronto is the epicentre of progressivism & liberalism in Canada. If the leftards in the USA do move to Canada when Donald Trump is elected, they'll end up in Toronto or Vancouver.

You can keep Justin Bieber. We don't want him back.

Al_in_Ottawa

Anonymous said...

I wonder... Why is there no comment section for the article?

PO'd American said...

Phoebe you brain dead idiot. Do the entire population of the US a favor and stay north of Niagara and lake Ontario. Your ilk belongs to the progressive bowel movement.

Cameraman said...

As kids living close to the Canadian Province of Ontario, we got to react with them all the Time..Most of them good Folks..Now not so Much..the have been Socialized and we don"t have as Much in common as Before..We had a Little Ditty we'd say"Canuck Canuck Canary Bird Got your Nose In every Turd" I guess that works for the Writer In This Piece, Damn He should Know Better...But alas he's a Canuck Now...

Semper Fi

Anonymous said...

That has to be one of the most "New World Order" websites I've ever seen. Advertisements with Satanist Bono, whose picture comes up inside a thinly disguised pyramid. I was sorry I even gave that site a "click". It tells me the only people reading that trash are their own brain-dead minions who already think in that vain anyway

Anonymous said...

Silly person - being only allowed to speak by the Armed constabulary sworn to the Crown is NOT free speach!
'Subjects' cannot ever understand those who threw off the yoke of servitude and became citizens of a constitutional republic.

Ma Duce

Not Me said...

"Let's YOU AND HIM fight !". LOL

Anonymous said...

Its an American living in Toronto writing this. Tis what makes it all the more hilarious and hypocritical of her.