Tuesday, January 15, 2013

Once again, life imitates art. Presented without editorial comment.

Announcer: "So here's your last deal Ms. Presky -- now, which would would you rather do? Hit this dude over the head with a bag of sugar ...or beat out that rhythm on the drums..."
Mrs. Presky: "Er....ahhhhh....I'll take the bag."
Announcer: "You mean your gonna trade this four foot cube of 18 carrot Swiss Bouillon and the snake knives, Mrs. Presky, all for that little bag ???"
Mrs. Presky: "Yes!"
Announcer: "Well alllllright!! Open it up!!"
Mrs. Presky: "Why. . why . . this is a bag of shit!"
Announcer: "But it's really GREAT shit, Mrs Presky." -- Firesign Theatre, Don't Crush That Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers.
Journal News gun permit map: Fecal matter mailed to editor CynDee Royle.


Ed said...

That package contained "non-toxic fecal matter." So then it is OK to give a similar package to your favorite gun control advocates?

Nairb said...

Sounds like someone simply tagged their copy of the Journal News with "Return to Sender" and dropped it in a mailbox.

TXGunGeek said...

For our founders, "Marx and Lenon" best cover ever.

Anonymous said...

That is just plain funny!

Anonymous said...

Darn! Why didn't I think of that?

1NCCCH said...

Mike, I like you even more now that I know you get Firesign Theater! "Your gonna have to move that teepee." "Why?" "Railroad's comin' through... Right now!" Hilarious! Thanks for the memories. I know you'll put those stripper clips to good use, now maybe sooner than later. Semper Fi!