Announcer: "So here's your last deal Ms. Presky -- now, which would would you rather do? Hit this dude over the head with a bag of sugar ...or beat out that rhythm on the drums..."Mrs. Presky: "Er....ahhhhh....I'll take the bag."Announcer: "You mean your gonna trade this four foot cube of 18 carrot Swiss Bouillon and the snake knives, Mrs. Presky, all for that little bag ???"Mrs. Presky: "Yes!"Announcer: "Well alllllright!! Open it up!!"Mrs. Presky: "Why. . why . . this is a bag of shit!"Announcer: "But it's really GREAT shit, Mrs Presky." -- Firesign Theatre, Don't Crush That Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers.