Monday, January 28, 2013

Celebrating gelded stupidity.

Why I gave up my guns

22 comments:

Anonymous said...

A New Yorker and academite... never proficient, always scared... chooses to be subserviant... why are we not surprised?

Anonymous said...

He needed go back and read Col. Crossman's book "On Combat" before he did anything rash.

SWIFT said...

Great read. I'm always supportive when people choose to be a victim. I mean, what good is a city morgue without some lefties on the slabs?

Anonymous said...

And yet another one of our 'betters' concluding that no one else should have a gun since he is incapable of maintaining his equilibrium in a stressful situation. He can't -therefore no one else should either.

Anonymous said...

Well, it's true - some people really shouldn't own guns. If your level of balls and competence doesn't exist, guns aren't for you.

However, many of the rest of us do not have those disorders.

FG said...

That DONK....DONK...noise we all just heard was the sound of his freshly snipped love marbles hitting the bottom of the farmer's steel bucket.

Oh, and by the way....they don't grow back. EVER.

Radio Patriot said...

What. A. Girlie.


(with all due respect to the female gender, of course)

Anonymous said...

If you read it you can tell he's a liar with fantasies. Better that he doesn't have guns .,. He's a danger to himself and others.
He'll be culled by virtue of his own stupidity if he ever faces a real threat, rather than some fantasy he's vp created in an effort to persuade people to sign their stupid victim disarmament petition.
Our rights are NOT subject to censure by petition, legislation, nor persuasion by idiot quislings.

Anonymous said...

This guy is a liar. How can he rack his shotty twice without pushing that little thingy underneath under stress?

Sean said...

This guy talks about being so nervous when an intruder came along, that he shucked out an unfired shotgun round(after spilling the rest of the box nervously on the floor)after just loading it. BINGO! It has to be fired, or the release button thingy that goes up(Sorry, I just love that bitch McCarthy)the release button has to be pressed AGAIN to eject an unfired cartridge. So this guy claiming to be a shooter of some experience is probably just another journalist and his wet dream fantasies( something he accuses us of having, if we imagine we can defend ourselves) where everything goes wrong! And, he could have killed his girlfriend! Or the perp! Or himself! This guy and his "story" are full of holes, and feces. And if he is telling the truth, it is probably a good thing he did get rid of his guns, because he's an idiot.

Frederick H Watkins said...

First, you don't keep your self defense shotgun completely unloaded. Some shells ought to be in the tubular magazine at least. And second, I don't think the closet next to the back door is a good place to keep your self defense shotgun since the boogie man can easily come between you and your self defense shotgun making for a completely useless item to use for your self defense. Anyway, this story seems made up.

Scott J said...

It's propaganda.

In this paragraph he propagates the myth that any "assault weapon" as defined by the hoplophobes is select fire:
"From the robust kick of firing a revolver to the emphatic, mechanical bursts of shouldering an assault rifle on full auto, I have come to know the rhythm of guns, have felt the addictive thrill of their multi-sensory intensity."

With that one paragraph I question the veracity of the entire article. I suspect the entire piece is a work of fiction just like the fake Fudd you posted about a couple weeks ago.

Anonymous said...

yup dudes a duche

and I dont have to load my shot gun in an event of an intuder , home invasion attempted rape of my wife or daughter..etc..


Because the dam thing is inches from my bed, and fully loaded locked cocked and ready to rock

this guy is so full of shit that this story reads like a novel..smell test is showing the lack of truth

I know what pussy smells like

Anonymous said...

The article is invented propaganda and nothing more.

Missing a target under stress is common but -
"Hundreds" of hours of "range time" and he still couldn't manage to even load a pump?

I detect the unmistakable stench of bullshit in the air.

But then again, there are dumb-asses who try to remove caked on grass from a mower deck while it's running. Maybe this guy is one of those special people.

Anonymous said...

Written by the ghost writer of Dreams From My Father, having the same masturbatory ring of Obama talking about his composite girlfriend. Can't get the picture of the most powerful executive in the world riding a girls bike and wearing the fruity helmet. Yeah, right.

Anonymous said...

Pussy

Anonymous said...

Somebody take this guy pheasant hunting, and teach him to clean a bird.

Anonymous said...

I gotta upgrade tactical skills so I too can place my defense weapon AND ammo UNSECURED in an umbrella stand by the back door, whilst I sleep quietly at the other end of the house

the lady should dump that loser before he causes her more grief

Anonymous said...

Not to worry all... this lying sack of excrement will be shot himself, perhaps even by himself or his "girl friend," if not soon enough.

Hefferman said...

Smell that?
Someone stepped in it.
Like others have pointed out, you have to hit the slide release to pump the shotgun again, after you cycled the first round into the chamber.
This shows why lying liberals should not have guns. If they are too stupid to even write about them intelligently, they sure should not be messing with loaded weapons.

eddy3 said...

smells to high heaven................

Old Top said...

The article was written for those like him. They wouldn't know a shotgun from a shitgun, much less details like the bolt release.

He lies.

The throwing down part is easy, the squeeze is the hard part. Nobody WANTS to kill somebody, but there are times when they leave you no choice.

Is a guy, not in immediate range of doing you harm, on the other side of a door, out in the back yard a legitimate target?

Yeah, it's good he got rid of his guns, if he ever really had any.