Wednesday, February 15, 2012

Forget the Gunwalker Scandal, Customs and Border Patrol is saving us from assault hair dryers. I know I'll sleep better tonight.

The assault hair dryer of choice for murderous Mexican drug cartel hair stylists.
"DHS: 'CBP Stops Thousands of Unsafe Hair Dryers'"
You know, it is impossible to make this insanity up.
Mexican drug cartel hair stylist caught by security camera smuggling deadly assault hair dryers (just visible in the open bag on the dock). CBP is constantly on the lookout for these deadly instruments, which can be purchased over the counter without a federal background check! Close the assault hair dryer loophole!

7 comments:

BrianF said...

Mike, You should know that those hairdryers can be easily converted into heat guns. simple to do with parts laying around the house.
Why do they need so much heat?

AJ said...

If it saves the life of just one child.....





:-D

Anonymous said...

"...because they "lacked shock protection for consumers" in the event of the hair dryers' immersion in water."

Uhm... It is a HAIR DRYER! It uses electric. If you are stupid enoug to be using it while you are in the tub you NEED electrocuted!

Anonymous said...

Yes, they confiscated thousands of illegal hair dryers, but allowed the illegal aliens carrying them to go on through. LOL

Eric III said...

They need to hurry and pass the HDA12 (Hair Dryer Act of 2012). Heavily restricting said hair dryers, requiering registration and a $200 transfer tax. Then a few years down the road pass the HCA18 (Hairdryer Control Act of 2018) Further restricting said Hair Dryers and said bill will be eerily similiar to a foreign genocidal regimes Hair Dryer control laws.

Anonymous said...

These things must be made by someone who is remiss in donating his pound of flesh to the global economy Shylocks.

Anonymous said...

I'm no apologist for federal bureaucracies and their enforcement agents. But in their defense, the CBP is responsible for enforcing *all* laws related to imported goods, no matter how trivial or inane.

RSR