"Now THAT would send a thrill up Mathew's leg, heh heh...." And say, Chris, did I tell you about the time that they threw me out of the library for bending over my pages?" "No, Barny... but let's stop by the cryogenics lab and grab a couple of cold ones on the way home!"
Dobbs: Barney,that was great!Your butt is really tight!And you really are hung like a 80 year old! Barney: I do exercises with Nancy. Except she is trying to keep her chin on her face and off her forehead!
32 comments:
Barney: "Wow, after taking that huge dump on the Constitution, I feel 10 pounds lighter!"
"Well, let's get on with the a$$ raping of the American people, shall we?"
OR
"Don't need my pants on the ground to look like a fool."
"Thanks, Chris, that was REAL good".
"Wow, Obama sure knows how to play "catch"...Next time, you can pitch, Chris."
Boy, did you make any snide comments about you know who with the fella's at the Rolling Stones?
On Cwis, next time don't be so wough on me.
Maddie
I tell you, Chris, it is so good they are bringing back teenage boys as Interns. I feel like a 40 year old again.
"Chris, it's a good thing your hair is so white."
"Good work, Chris. Tic-tac?"
OR
"Those kneepads I got you sure are paying off."
I feel naked without my underwear. I wish I could remember where I put them?
I'll call Barry tonight to see if he has them.
"Now THAT would send a thrill up Mathew's leg, heh heh...."
And say, Chris, did I tell you about the time that they threw me out of the library for bending over my pages?"
"No, Barny... but let's stop by the cryogenics lab and grab a couple of cold ones on the way home!"
Boie Cwis,
Obama won't walk fundamentaly stwait for a week.
And Nacny filmed it.
G III
"It's Twue"
Reference Blazing Saddles
Was is as good for you as it was for me?
Was it as good for you as it was for me?
OK, Dodd...Barry's done. You're next.
Didn't I tell you, Chris? There's nothing better than a good O job.
Dobbs: Barney,that was great!Your butt is really tight!And you really are hung like a 80 year old!
Barney: I do exercises with Nancy. Except she is trying to keep her chin on her face and off her forehead!
Damn Chris you got to tell me how you did That,I damn neer forgot to pull up my pants.
Dennis
III
Texas
Wow! Clinton only took head, but this Obama is a giver!
Or... "Obama is such a giver and after what he gave me he sure has my vote!"
chris, you can suck the chrome of a trailer hitch........
Barny:
Dodd...you need to shave. I got chafed.
Dodd: You need to shave to, Chewbacca.
"Chris, slobber more next time. I like 'em real wet and messy."
Chris, that was nice, lets do it again somtime. Soon if possible.
I would leave a comment, but there isnt a 'bleep' machine to take out the bad words. Oh how my mind is racing!
My friends call me
Barney FrankFERTER.
"Thay Kwith, let them thuck this!"
"I may spweak swoffly, but aww carwy a BIIIIIIG STICK!"
"I didn't know O-Bwama was into thweesomes..."
"He won't ask any more, and I won't tell...."
I ALMOST caused a bigger spill than BP!
I love that thing you do with your tongue...
Barney: WOW this new job as Congressional rectal examiner is fantastic.
Dodd: Yeah I guess we really did have to pass the bill first to see what was in it.
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