Saturday, April 3, 2010

Glynn Wilson's very small penis.

Thanks to David Codrea for forwarding this chart of Glynn Wilson's MONTHLY traffic. As David says, "So much for being 'a serious alternative' to the Drudge Report..."

Seen in the harsh light of these pitiful numbers, one can understand how Wilson's lying attack on me is just desperate ploy for more hits. In Web terms, this man has a very small penis.

COL Robert "Mad Bob" REDACTED, commanding officer of the Dogtown Rangers and a native of Blount County, Alabama, is personally offended by Wilson's attack. "Ah never heard of the little prick," he said, "but Ah'm gonna find out." Mad Bob promises that Wilson will become a subject of special study for his S-2, CPT R.A. Bear, as soon as Bear returns from his current scout of Northern Virginia. If Wilson hasn't issued a retraction by then and I go to the bother of writing a piece on the little socialist dick, you can bet I'LL get my footnotes correct.


LATER: I sent this post to Wilson with this comment:

-----Original Message-----
Sent: Sat, Apr 3, 2010 7:21 am
Subject: My latest post: "Glynn Wilson's very small penis."

Got a lawyer yet? And how are you going sell any of your lies to larger publications anymore without correcting those you've already told? Seems you are well on the way to burning any reputation you have in a Buddhist monk sort of way. Keep it up. Or correct your story. Your choice.

Mike Vanderboegh


dennis308 said...

I hope that come Monday you go to your Lawyers Office and file suit against this Jerk,he deserves it and MAYBE it would warn other Liberal/Progressive/COMMIE journalists that they can't always get away with slander. They are saying anything they want about everyone who does'nt agree with their oppinion of the Marxist/Socialist Regeime of the OBUMASS Administration and the Commie Dems. in Congress and Senate so for all our sakes please sue the Bastard before they pass some kind of law prohibiting it and protecting their lap-dog press.

Shriver's Friend said...

But we IIIs have to be fair, and in the interest of fairness, I must point out:

His penis may be tiny, but more importantly, it is limp.

And it is well known that in his latest autobiography, published by Vanity Outsourcing Press, Northern Alabama, his refers to his sex life as " like shooting pool with a rope."

oldsmobile98 said...

Mr. Vanderboegh -

Using this vulgar metaphor does not do the freedom movement any good. We can adapt some of the statists' more effective tactics in order to serve the cause of liberty, but we should not perpetuate this kind of immaturity. Please, edit it or take it down. Would the Founders have written something like this? No. They would have considered it beneath them. And so should you.