Dr. Van Helsing, stakeholder.
It struck me yesterday that there was one group of "stakeholders" that Biden's "commission" didn't talk to -- the Van Helsings of gun rights movement, that is to say, well, us. The Three Percenters, I mean. If they want to set a tyrannical monster of a regime upon us, they'll find that we're the ultimate "stakeholders" -- the armed citizenry.
Count Dracula after a personal encounter with a stakeholder.