Friday, November 4, 2011

Columbus OH Mayor Coleman pleads for intervention: "Somebody help me!" Unfortunately severe cases of hoplophobia like his are incurable.

"You don't need an Uzi to shoot deer at Broad and High! You use an Uzi to shoot people!" And your point is?

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11 comments:

3Per G.S. said...

Obviously this guy has never shot an UZI. It is sad he will never live a complete life without the experience. It truly is a kick in the pants.

A video game is not for killing people either, but play one outside in a rain storm and see what happens. (Especially whilst eating some salty french fries)

Ok, I agree the statement is somewhat chimerical, but it is rooted in possibility nonetheless.

How many UZI's have been picked up at crime scenes in the US compared to Fast and furious guns in Mexico?

What a SAP.

You Honor, I rest my case.

Anonymous said...

must be a scared crooked politician

Anonymous said...

May God drop a rock on him before he procreates.

(Humor, for our observing friends at abc agency xyz, kgb, rpq, etc..)

Anonymous said...

FINISH YOUR BOOK, MIKE.

You can't do anymore than you've done.

Anonymous said...

As a Columbus resident, he's up for reelection this Tuesday. I don't like his opponent but ANYONE has to be better..

Yenta of Sipsey Street said...

As a former Columbus resident, I am appalled by the deterioration of the area. The area inside I-270is a northern equivalent to the area inside I-285 in Atlanta. A third-world wasteland with a crooked little person running it.

As interest, the location he refers to is one block south of the intersection of Gay and High Streets. There has to be some message here.

AJ said...

Somebody should just kick that guy in the nuts.

Anonymous said...

Yeah, finish your book, Mikey.

So you can self-publish it on the web, b/c no respectable publisher would touch such filth with a ten foot pole. So your 'book' can be read by the 12 people who read this blog and three times that number working in the FBI and other agencies investigating you. You'd have no audience at all if it weren't for the feds. Think about that, genius.

You're a writer in the same way that a cat that has stepped in the mud and then tracks across the kitchen floor is a painter.

Anonymous said...

Mike V,
LOOK! You've attracted the attention of a troll!
Awww. How sweet of him/her/himher/it to comment "Anony-mouse-ly". Nothing of real substance to say, just personal slams that are supposed to make you feel bad and make you stop doing what the troll doesn't like. I guess what you've been saying all along still holds true, "Better to be despised by the despicable then admired by the admirable."

Hi, Troll! Continue to be cute for us. I need another pet to feed and care for.

B Woodman
III-per

Torque said...

Odd how Buckeyes seem to find each other while abroad. Last several evenings out on the town, I wind up next to a person from Cleveland.

I too was a Columbus Resident, from the "Hilltop" and had chosen to leave years ago seeing the ongoing neglect, abandonment a dereliction of duty to constituents on the Westside.

Seeing that "act" from the present Mayor was dis-honorable and now a blight on the internet as well as on the good people of Cols.

With that kind of City representation, I have little hope of seeing an economic recovery for my past home. The dark rich soil that provided the support and growth, to my youth now germane as toxic pollutants flowing from the mouths of politicians, sour what once was a great land of engineering and agriculture.

For that matter, I had never seen nor heard of a deer at Broad and High. Let alone seen nor heard of a hunting permit that would allow you to take the deer inside the city. Other than the sick deer causing a nuisance out on the East side, that over-bred and were sick from lack of available food. Hunters were brought in to "thin the heard" from all the mischief the deer caused.

Besides, that's shotgun country. Why would one want to use a 9mm handgun round to attempt of such a thing.

I apologize, I'm using logic to argue against an emotional, irrational and immature man-child rant.

I offer some Yang to that yin: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btvSE6tVHzQ&feature=related

Anonymous said...

The troll thats posting on this site is from Sarasota Fla and I'm sure we all know who lives there and he is afraid that we will expose is illegal activities with selling Illegal Guns to drug Cartels. mark my words, he is being watched.