In a related story, local dealers reported that many Airsoft shipments were arriving without the obligatory orange muzzle markers which denote that the items are actually toys. In a desperate move, one dealer went across the street and purchased three hundred novelty miniature red plastic dildo keyfobs at an adult shop and rapidly attached them to the muzzles of the Airsoft rifles. Within minutes the local BATFU agents had joined the FBI agents in confiscating all of the weapons. It is not known why, however a local witness reports that the Heimlich maneuver was being practiced on the group leader, who thereupon expelled a red article which had been lodged deep in his throat. Film at 11.
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In a related story, local dealers reported that many Airsoft shipments were arriving without the obligatory orange muzzle markers which denote that the items are actually toys. In a desperate move, one dealer went across the street and purchased three hundred novelty miniature red plastic dildo keyfobs at an adult shop and rapidly attached them to the muzzles of the Airsoft rifles.
Within minutes the local BATFU agents had joined the FBI agents in confiscating all of the weapons. It is not known why, however a local witness reports that the Heimlich maneuver was being practiced on the group leader, who thereupon expelled a red article which had been lodged deep in his throat.
Film at 11.
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