Tuesday, February 28, 2012

Darned clever, those Dutchmen.

(Click on image to read caption.)
Judging American marksmanship by the amount of urine on the floor in public restrooms, we're going to lose the next war. I can think of any number of targets I'd like to see in American urinals.


Uncle Al said...


A British manufacturer of old-style shoulder-high urinals used to put the image of a honey bee at the splash-free aiming point. The Latin name for that insect's genus is Apis.

Hefferman said...

roolv volingalAim small miss small.

Here is my though on Urnal Art.

That is right get your own Obama Urnal Sticker today. :)

Legal Alien said...

How about a facial image of Eric Holder as a urinal target in USA????

just musing

Anonymous said...

I can think of a few faces that would look good in that bowl.

SB Smith

Diamond Mair said...

I always liked this one ..................... http://www.lznam.com/images/J24.bmp

Semper Fi'

Anonymous said...

We have always had a picture of
"Hanoi Jane" Fonda in the urinal here at the clubhouse.The guys never miss.

Anonymous said...

The urinals at my local VFW have a decal with the face of Jane Fonda in them. There are signs above the urinals at eye level that read "Stand close guys don't waste a drop". Urinals and floor are spic and span clean.

Aaron said...

I saw this in a restaurant bathroom once:
"we aim to please...
you aim too, please..."

josephpmartino said...

When I was working out regularly at the University of Dayton gym, the urinals in the men's room had regular targets (concentric circles) at the bottom. Yes, it provided us something to aim at.

CowboyDan said...

"I saw this in a restaurant bathroom once:
"we aim to please...
you aim too, please..."

Restaurant. Right.. I was in that bar (P.K.'s, Carbondale, IL) more times than I care to count.

Those lines were next to "If your hose is short or your stream is weak, stand close to the wall or you'll piss on your feet."