Thursday, September 16, 2010

Couldn't resist this, though.

Michelle Obama thinks being First Lady is "hell."

There are more than a few folks who would be happy enough for her to leave the position, and take her anti-American narcissist husband with her.

13 comments:

Bad Cyborg said...

But don't you know? The White House has already declared that this never happened. That Michelle NEVER said anything like that to (the incredably sexy) Ms Bruni. Clearly Ms Bruni is just hyping her book and using Mrs. Obama as an innocent pawn in her nefarious plans.

BULLSHIT!!!

Anybody who actually believes that Michelle DIDN'T say that is welcome to purchase some of that choice bottom land I have for sale just 5 miles due east of beautiful downtown South Padre Island. Cash only, please, and in small bills.

Bad Cyborg X

Anonymous said...

Take a look at the third photo in the story, the one of Mr. Sarkozy, his wife and the Obama's. I've heard that Sarkozy is short, but he didn't look so short in the photo. Looking closer, you can see that he's actually standing on his "tippy-toes". No lie. Look at it and click the enlarge feature. He's actually standing on his toes, trying to look taller.

Embrace being short, it's who you are, and there's nothing wrong with being what God made you to be.

On the other hand, our "president" uses a teleprompter at every opportunity so the people won't see that he's less articulate than President (With a capital "P") Bush.

Sarkozy is short, Obama's a moron. I know which one I'd choose.

Anonymous said...

Take a look at the third photo in the story, the one of Mr. Sarkozy, his wife and the Obama's. I've heard that Sarkozy is short, but he didn't look so short in the photo. Looking closer, you can see that he's actually standing on his "tippy-toes". No lie. Look at it and click the enlarge feature. He's actually standing on his toes, trying to look taller.

Embrace being short, it's who you are, and there's nothing wrong with being what God made you to be.

On the other hand, our "president" uses a teleprompter at every opportunity so the people won't see that he's less articulate than President (With a capital "P") Bush.

Sarkozy is short, Obama's a moron. I know which one I'd choose.

bitter clinging texan said...

I hate to say anything positive about this admin, but I gotta be real. Michelle Obama is HOT!!! lets face it, she is sexy as hell

Justthisguy said...

There have been people who have complained about her ample ass. Not I. I lurves me some big-bottomed wimmenz. What I object to about her is the part between the ears, same as with her husband.

Is there some way we could dig up Grover Cleveland and resurrect him. He is the last President of whom I whole-heartedly approve.

Dedicated_Dad said...

Jeez, Mike -- you missed the best part!

"...'[Michelle Obama] the only one in (Carla's) eyes able to challenge her for the title of the world's sexiest and most glamorous first lady'..."

I laughed, then I cried.

She could - possibly - win the title of "the world's sexiest and most glamorous KLINGON" -- but even that's a stretch.

DD

Anonymous said...

I ain't buying it! Not from the way she's spending taxpayer dollars on vacations and lavish lifestyle.

MikeH. said...

If only the arrogant bitch were capable of looking at it from our perspective, without all of her ladies in waiting, court jesters and the eunuch.

MikeH.
III

Sean said...

I think her being "First Lady" is hell, too. Or hellish. Last time I saw something that ugly, it had tusks.

Weaver said...

I would'a said "don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out" but she's bound to hit trying to get through anyway.

Weaver

Blue said...

amen.

Defender said...

Aug. 31--An Iranian newspaper said on Tuesday that France's first lady Carla Bruni-Sarkozy deserves to die after she condemned Iran's decision to stone a woman to death for adultery. The hardline newspaper Kayhan first labeled Bruni-Sarkozy a prostitute ... after the first lady signed a petition calling for the release of Sakineh Mohammadi Ashtiani. Iranian state television has also accused Bruni-Sarkozy of "immorality."
Has Mooshelle made a statement on that murder-by-government?
If I fond any, I'll report back.

Defender said...

Haven't seen it yet.
I think she's actually Mike Tyson. Look at the face. And you never see them together.
Obama could be the first black Muslim socialist gay president. Grand slam.