Did one of them sound like R. Lee Ermey?
Michigan Elementary School Confiscates “Insensitive” Cupcakes
In a terrifying brush with violence, the administrators of Schall Elementary School in Caro, Michigan have boldly done what was necessary in order to protect a classroom of vulnerable 3rd graders.
They have taken a little boy’s birthday cupcakes and confiscated those frosted harbingers of evil.
Why? you may be asking yourself. Oh my gosh, were the cupcakes poisoned? Were there razor blades baked inside of them, fiendishly awaiting the opportunity to cut little mouths?
No. It’s WORSE.
They had plastic green army guys on them. With plastic green GUNS. Can you imagine the fear the class must have felt when the container of cupcakes was opened and they saw all those GUNS aimed at them? Can you imagine the terror? There’s no time for a lockdown! Those cupcakes are IN THE CLASSROOM. They must have been simply paralyzed with fear.
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This is complete and unadulterated BULLSHIT.
Sooo...to paraphrase our good Senior Drill Instructor, "Why are you parents in that school district not stomping the living shit out of that school board?? Because we definitely know they are NOT locked and loaded!!"
Interesting, the school has a web form to send email to the principal...
I'll just leave this right here...
http://caro.mi.schoolwebpages.com/education/components/scrapbook/default.php?sectiondetailid=3816&linkid=nav-menu-container-4-23633
I already left my opinion.
It is hard to believe. This isn't some high end suburb of Ann Arbor. This was Caro, Michigan, the western gate to the thumb. A place where common sense is generally found and expected. Due to our isolation on the "thumb," we are several decades behind modern American thought. Once in a great while we are forced to reckon with the post-constitutional modernity. This is one such incident.
On the other hand the feudal lords of public education know more than the parents. I am sure that the Lord of this school felt it was a grand opportunity to re-educate this child's parents, as well as the other parents in the community.
I hope the parents in the Caro schools resist the Lords of public education, and demand that our American values be restored in our schools.
I am trying to type while I'm laughing my butt off.Mr. Vanderbough I appreciate your Patriotism and your writing style,in the cold hard facts kind of way;every once in a while you just knock it out on the humor side,"just a little levity to break the tension"as Norton would say.
I am sorry I misspelled your last name.
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I hope the lard as admins who stole the cupcakes enjoyed the Ex-Lax icing. Bitch!
If military recruiters think their job is tough now, just wait twenty more years.
Is there a point that stupidity reaches a toxic level on its own?
I think it was the one labeled " Cupcake " trying to do that " Reach around " thing that caused the problem.
Sure, go ahead and LAUGH! Laugh! Because YOU don't know the facts. My own son, little Bobby, was THERE! He came home crying, 'Daddy, they were scary ARMY MEN and they had BAD GUNS! The teacher had us all hide under our desks. It was just like the place where all the kids were shot, and we were AFRAID!" I have taken Bobby to a special child psychologist who was kindly recommended by Senators Durtbag and Finkelstein, who says that Bobby is scarred for life! He will never get into Harvard now because he suffers from PLGAMWGT ! ( Post Little Green Army Men With Guns Trauma ) So laugh, but don't think for a minute that those of us whose children were damaged by this horrific event, are laughing!
( sniff. sniff. Someone hand me a hanky, Are the cameras rolling? My left side is my good side. How is my hair? Is my hair OK?)
PS _ ANONY @ 7:39:
Thank you, I sent my comment as posted above. I suggest everyone else write to the poor beleaguered principal.
Yet people still hand their kids over to these idiots. Amazing.
http://strike-the-root.com/homeschooling-is-easy
I left them this message...
I wish to congratulate the staff of your fine institute of learning. You have effectively pushed the boundary of insanity and left-wing idiocy to a new level. Perhaps you should have the parents of the child indicted for an act of terrorism for bringing the cupcakes into your world with those scary little green army men on them.
Do you not realize that some of the kids in your school may have parents who serve our country in the military? Those children are PROUD of their parents service to our country and you have effectively forced your liberal ideals upon them by making each of those kids feel that their parents are somehow "bad guys".
I wish to close by giving you and your staff the middle finger salute.
May your chains lay lightly upon you and may prosperity forget that you were our countrymen.
Caro, MI! Where my mom's mom was in a nursing home for years, near the stomping grounds of my ancestors, in the midst of good Lutheran farmers? Oy!
In Ohio, however, homemade treats are forbidden because somebody might poison the kids.
As usual, Karl has great idea. I already sent mine.
http://market-ticker.org/akcs-www?post=218537
MICHAEL - they want a password at that link.
J - if you just go to market-ticker.org, this story should be at or near the top of the page.
If the kid were a little more glib, he could have offered that the toy soldiers were courageous gay soldiers in a committed relationship to one another. No Democrat teacher would have dared to confiscate the cupcakes, then...
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