Monday, March 1, 2010
ATF seizes toy guns, but it is no laughing matter to the Chief Counsel's Office -- "Little Jimmy" Vann reported to be near mental breakdown.
Go here for the report and various comments.
This is what I have been told by Waldo, the inside snitch on the fifth floor of the "Concrete Asshole of the Universe" (ATF headquarters):
James P. "Little Jimmy" Vann is reported to be apoplectic at the prospect of these poor toy importers deciding to go the route of demanding a federal civil forfeiture action, just like Georgia firearms designer and manufacturer Len Savage.
This would be very bad juju for Little Jimmy, thus his hyper-ventilation.
Of course, given this choice bit of info, CPT R.A. Bear is, at this very moment, ringing up the victims in this case and suggesting that very thing.
Poor Little Jimmy.
Bad karma comin' to get 'em.
Must be like bees living in their heads.
Couldn't happen to more deserving folks.