Toy robot detours traffic near Coors Field.
A robot met its end near Coors Field tonight when the Denver Police Department Bomb Squad detonated the "suspicious object," bringing to an end the hours-long standoff between police and the approximately eight-inch tall figurine.
I mean, don't they teach THIS in Colorado cop school?
(LATER NOTE: Since I was on the road yesterday, I didn't realize that David Codrea had already covered this. His comment reflects exactly the tactical lesson from this idiocy: "Seriously, this is all it takes?" Jot that down in your urban warfare lessons notebooks, boys and girls.)