Sipsey Street Irregulars: Even Mrs. Gump would be speechless. And what Winston Churchill would say can only be imagined.

Saturday, November 16, 2013

Even Mrs. Gump would be speechless. And what Winston Churchill would say can only be imagined.

The man obviously did not have the benefit of Marine Corps wisdom either. Swallow that sip of coffee and put down your cup before you click this link.

Coming soon, Josh Horwitz's new venture -- the Coalition to Ban Toaster Violence. Only the government should have a monopoly on deadly toaster violence. It's for the children, you know, the ones the victims will never have.

"This is my rifle. This is my gun. This is for killing. This is for fun."

7 comments:

Sean said...: I led my BCT platoon around the barracks to that tune, oh, mebbe fifty times or so. Then I saw the movie. Whatever... some recruits I overheard were relating stories of giving chickens, and other barnyard inhabitants the "toaster" treatment...... But ya know.... give an idiot enough free time and you get this kind of thing. One of the articles at Linkiest had pictures of things taken out of a penis, not long ago. It all derives from not having enough to productively do, and profit from. Here endeth the lesson.; November 16, 2013 at 9:35 AM
Anonymous said...: Thanks for the spew alert. That was too too funny. One SERIOUSLY has to wonder at the level of intelligence of a person who would do such a thing. And if said intelligence (or lack thereof) was due to genetics or upbringing? Nature or nurture?

B Woodman
III-per; November 16, 2013 at 9:36 AM
Peter said...: Ah, the difference between 'hot' and 'hawt'.

Talk about two countries separated by a common language, eh?; November 16, 2013 at 10:07 AM
Anonymous said...: You know... At some point we need to take a step back back and say: "No. We're just gonna let nature take its course with this one here." And then just walk away.; November 16, 2013 at 1:33 PM
AJ said...: One can only conclude that humanity is devolving.; November 16, 2013 at 4:06 PM
Anonymous said...: I learned that old saw at Marine OCS back in '71. We learned it somewhat differently, however. In the version I learned the body part Gunny Ermey and the two boots are holding was for "f**king" while the M-14 we were issued was for fun.

If I live to be 110, I do not believe I will ever cease to be amazed at the weird, creative and downright SCARY places some guys dream up to stick their Johnsons. One can only hope the toaster was plugged in and the idiot's wiener was thoroughly roasted by the time he figured out how to unplug it.; November 16, 2013 at 5:53 PM
Ed said...: That man was confused. He must of though he had one of these:

http://www.hammacher.com/Product/Default.aspx?sku=75341&refsku=50929; November 17, 2013 at 10:06 PM

"Progress made under the shadow of the policeman's club is false progress."

I believe that liberty is the only genuinely valuable thing that men have invented, at least in the field of government, in a thousand years. I believe that it is better to be free than to be not free, even when the former is dangerous and the latter safe. I believe that the finest qualities of man can flourish only in free air – that progress made under the shadow of the policeman's club is false progress, and of no permanent value. I believe that any man who takes the liberty of another into his keeping is bound to become a tyrant, and that any man who yields up his liberty, in however slight the measure, is bound to become a slave. -- H.L. Mencken

"The Fate of Unborn Millions. . ."

"The time is now near at hand which must probably determine, whether Americans are to be, Freemen, or Slaves; whether they are to have any property they can call their own; whether their Houses, and Farms, are to be pillaged and destroyed, and they consigned to a State of Wretchedness from which no human efforts will probably deliver them. The fate of unborn Millions will now depend, under God, on the Courage and Conduct of this army-Our cruel and unrelenting Enemy leaves us no choice but a brave resistance, or the most abject submission; that is all we can expect-We have therefore to resolve to conquer or die." -- George Washington to his troops before the Battle of Long Island.

"We will not go gently . . ."

This is no small thing, to restore a republic after it has fallen into corruption. I have studied history for years and I cannot recall it ever happening. It may be that our task is impossible. Yet, if we do not try then how will we know it can't be done? And if we do not try, it most certainly won't be done. The Founders' Republic, and the larger war for western civilization, will be lost.

But I tell you this: We will not go gently into that bloody collectivist good night. Indeed, we will make with our defiance such a sound as ALL history from that day forward will be forced to note, even if they despise us in the writing of it.

And when we are gone, the scattered, free survivors hiding in the ruins of our once-great republic will sing of our deeds in forbidden songs, tending the flickering flame of individual liberty until it bursts forth again, as it must, generations later. We will live forever, like the Spartans at Thermopylae, in sacred memory.

-- Mike Vanderboegh, The Lessons of Mumbai:Death Cults, the "Socialism of Imbeciles" and Refusing to Submit, 1 December 2008

"A common language of resistance . . ."

"Colonial rebellions throughout the modern world have been acts of shared political imagination. Unless unhappy people develop the capacity to trust other unhappy people, protest remains a local affair easily silenced by traditional authority. Usually, however, a moment arrives when large numbers of men and women realize for the first time that they enjoy the support of strangers, ordinary people much like themselves who happen to live in distant places and whom under normal circumstances they would never meet. It is an intoxicating discovery. A common language of resistance suddenly opens to those who are most vulnerable to painful retribution the possibility of creating a new community. As the conviction of solidarity grows, parochial issues and aspirations merge imperceptibly with a compelling national agenda which only a short time before may have been the dream of only a few. For many Americans colonists this moment occurred late in the spring of 1774." -- T.H. Breen, The Marketplace of Revolution: How Consumer Politics Shaped American Independence, Oxford University Press, 2004, p.1.

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Even Mrs. Gump would be speechless. And what Winston Churchill would say can only be imagined.

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