Friday, April 12, 2013

Looking more and more like the fall of the Roman Republic every day . . .

GOP Senator Mark Kirk Says Booze And Parties On Dem-Owned Yacht Led To Bipartisan Gun Deal…
Sen. Mark Kirk says the real driving force behind the gun deal that was hatched by bipartisan work was booze and boat retreats.
The Illinois Republican said to reporters that visits to the Black Tie, a yacht owned by Democrat Sen. Joe Manchin, played a large role in the Democratic-Republican come-together over background checks and other legislation related to gun control, Roll Call reported.
“You guys really ought to go out to National Harbor and see the Black Tie, which has been much of the reason for much of the bipartisan cooperation around here,” he said, as quoted in Roll Call.
Frequent visitors to the luxury vessel: Democrat Sen. Kay Hagan and Republican Sen. Lisa Murkowski, Mr. Kirk said.
From an upcoming Hollywood epic: "23 August 2014: In the wake of the outbreak of the civil war, the senator had not considered that some members of the military might take his treason to the Constitution more seriously than others."

6 comments:

William Flatt said...

All traitors should be so dramatically blown up!

Anonymous said...

Kirk is really just another liberal Democrat, only all dressed up in RINO clothing.

CPB

Anonymous said...

Hanging off an overpass is so much more graphic and appropriate.

Anonymous said...

Old fashioned keelhauling was suggested over at WeaselZippers. Tie a rope around the evil-doers, toss them overboard and pull them under the length of the ship at speed. Blowing them up is too easy. But it's quick and certain, I'll give you that.

Anonymous said...

Yeah, it'd be a damned shame if that boat sank. Terrible, terrible thing.

Anonymous said...

Something smells about that "news story". Is it really for real? I hope like hell this story was well vetted. Personally I would have expected a story like this Monday before last. I never expect such candor from a pol.