Sipsey Street Irregulars: A polite request to the FBI.

Monday, August 8, 2011

A polite request to the FBI.

Will you tax-paid assholes please read my mail in an efficient and timely way and get it into my post office box within at least a week of interdicting it? What? Did the designated guy go on vacation? It's been two weeks, guys. Give me a break. I don't mind getting it in a bunch at a time, AS LONG AS I GET IT. Y'all have been reading my mail off and on for more than 15 years now, and you ain't found nuthin' yet. Don't you have anything else you can waste tax dollars on?

14 comments:

Carl-Bear said...: Hey, Mike. Efficiency? What do you want; to add to the unemployment problem? Between the USPS and the FBI, mail-snooping probably keeps at least 6 people in groceries.; August 8, 2011 at 2:10 PM
Tvarisch said...: It's just harassment. They hope you'll become so agitated that you'll say or do something they can get you for.; August 8, 2011 at 2:32 PM
Anonymous said...: Lodge a complaint with the USPS yet?; August 8, 2011 at 3:06 PM
Anonymous said...: Really, FBI reading your mail. Time to take your tin-foil hat off and come back down to reality. There are much bigger scum in the world for them to watch!; August 8, 2011 at 3:28 PM
Anonymous said...: Harassment, yes, and information mining. But lo, their doom is sure.; August 8, 2011 at 4:53 PM
Bad Cyborg said...: Do they pass the junk mail through as well? Next time you write to them, try asking that they circular-file the junk mail.

Of course, SOME of the junk mail MIGHT not really BE "junk mail" at all! We MIGHT be using the ads in the junk mail fliers to send SECRET, ENCODED MESSAGES!!

What's the matter, Dutchman? Not getting your bills in a timely manner? Most companies have an option to go paperless. Get your duns by email. It's what I do. And with coded emails . . .

Just kidding, guys. For all you feebs reading this, nobody _I_ know of is sending Mike anything in code.

TO-Do List:
1. Pray (perhaps Creator God will see fit to take pity/have mercy on us)

2. Vote (Maybe, JUST MAYBE the system ISN'T quite FUBAR and a massive infusion of steely eyed, realistic constitutionalist/Tea Party types can turn things around here - Europe is a write-off)

3. Stockpile Essential Supplies (in case neither items 1 & 2 work out - sometime's God's answer to prayer is "NO!")

4. Practice/Perfect Marksmanship (see #3 above); August 8, 2011 at 4:55 PM
R.A.Bear said...: The goats are in the clover.
The spry old man jumped over the lazy dog.
Repeat:
The goats are in the clover.
The spry old man jumped over the lazy dog.
That is all...; August 8, 2011 at 6:48 PM
Justthisguy said...: You sound like that Solzhynitskyn guy (sp?), always complaining to the State that yeah, I understand yer going to open it and read it, but you also have to deliver it, dammit!

After he wrote that, or something like it, to them, the speed of his mail delivery did improve, I believe.

WV: dryosock. May all mail interceptors suffer the dryosocket the next time they lose a tooth.; August 8, 2011 at 7:50 PM
John Smith. said...: Yeah. I think if I did not get a bill for 2 weeks I would be very suspicious...; August 8, 2011 at 11:16 PM
ParaPacem said...: Please complain to the US Postal Inspector - there USED to be a bit of friction between various gov groups and the Postals when the latter felt that their toes were being stepped on. Can't hurt.

@@ Bear - Is the chair against the wall?; August 9, 2011 at 3:01 PM
Anonymous said...: send a letter to yerself and 2 to next door neighbors - same route.

if yours arrives later than theirs, demand postal inspectors investigate mail tampering.

gee, if you could only gps track real time where your mail went to...; August 9, 2011 at 4:32 PM
Anonymous said...: ...the chair is leaning against the wall...
(pay attention to the elipsis)
OUT.WV darslier... rpt: darslier; August 9, 2011 at 6:10 PM
greenmeanie said...: John has a long moustache.
La repete,
John has a long moustache.

Verwunden mein Herz mit eintöniger Mattigkeit, ich wiederhole: Verwunden mein Herz mit eintöniger Mattigkeit.; August 11, 2011 at 3:48 PM
ParaPacem said...: Der Bart von Großvater berührt den Boden.; August 11, 2011 at 8:02 PM

"Progress made under the shadow of the policeman's club is false progress."

I believe that liberty is the only genuinely valuable thing that men have invented, at least in the field of government, in a thousand years. I believe that it is better to be free than to be not free, even when the former is dangerous and the latter safe. I believe that the finest qualities of man can flourish only in free air – that progress made under the shadow of the policeman's club is false progress, and of no permanent value. I believe that any man who takes the liberty of another into his keeping is bound to become a tyrant, and that any man who yields up his liberty, in however slight the measure, is bound to become a slave. -- H.L. Mencken

"The Fate of Unborn Millions. . ."

"The time is now near at hand which must probably determine, whether Americans are to be, Freemen, or Slaves; whether they are to have any property they can call their own; whether their Houses, and Farms, are to be pillaged and destroyed, and they consigned to a State of Wretchedness from which no human efforts will probably deliver them. The fate of unborn Millions will now depend, under God, on the Courage and Conduct of this army-Our cruel and unrelenting Enemy leaves us no choice but a brave resistance, or the most abject submission; that is all we can expect-We have therefore to resolve to conquer or die." -- George Washington to his troops before the Battle of Long Island.

"We will not go gently . . ."

This is no small thing, to restore a republic after it has fallen into corruption. I have studied history for years and I cannot recall it ever happening. It may be that our task is impossible. Yet, if we do not try then how will we know it can't be done? And if we do not try, it most certainly won't be done. The Founders' Republic, and the larger war for western civilization, will be lost.

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And when we are gone, the scattered, free survivors hiding in the ruins of our once-great republic will sing of our deeds in forbidden songs, tending the flickering flame of individual liberty until it bursts forth again, as it must, generations later. We will live forever, like the Spartans at Thermopylae, in sacred memory.

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A polite request to the FBI.

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