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Tuesday, July 21, 2009

ATF busts out: It ain't your Daddy's Good O' Boys Roundup.

Ever since getting caught on tape by Alabama's Gadsden Minutemen removing black baby dolls from watermelons and proclaiming "the birth of the black race" back in 1995, the ATF has reformed its Good O' Boys Roundup to include a more politically correct entertainment.

Curious to know how this was working out, once again Alabama militiamen infiltrated the jack booted thugs at play and retrieved some amazing intelligence.

"David, there were no guns on those helicopters."

"Waco Jim" Cavanaugh was observed doing a dramatic reading of his "I'd throw my badge in the trash" perjury before Congress. The presentation seemed to be well-received until it was disrupted by somebody from the Chattanooga field office buzzing him with a remote control helicopter gunship model, causing "Waco Jim" to fall off the stage. This brought a standing ovation from the crowd.

Harley Cronkite, undercover agent from the Atlanta field office, won the dog shooting contest by a half a point, edging out Snark Dalton of Birmingham by a puppy.

And here, ATF agent Jody Keeku concludes her presentation celebrating the joys of evidence tampering, with a pyrotechnic display that says much about her own psychology.

"Has anybody seen my pistol?"

DISCLAIMER: No ATF agents were harmed in the crafting of this parody.

9 comments:

Anonymous said...: Very funny stuff!; July 21, 2009 at 9:46 AM
Kristophr said...: Parody?; July 21, 2009 at 4:16 PM
Unknown said...: Thats' good stuff, right there.; July 21, 2009 at 4:27 PM
Anonymous said...: LOL. continue to ridicule the ridiculous. BATF is an agency that MUST be removed from the American scene.....NOW; July 21, 2009 at 5:11 PM
Anonymous said...: ooohh "F-Troop" and we know what f stands for; July 21, 2009 at 9:43 PM
ReverendFranz said...: You couldnt harm any of them more than they have already harmed themselves.; July 22, 2009 at 2:11 AM
rexxhead said...: "No ATF agents were harmed in the crafting of this parody."

Drat!; July 22, 2009 at 9:07 AM
Sean said...: ReverendFranz, try using that sentence as a question, but don't put it to me. The answer is not pleasant.; July 22, 2009 at 11:04 AM
ReverendFranz said...: Sean - Thanks for the suggestion, but ill pass. I meant that disgrace they have brought upon their offices has done far more harm to them than the best worst-wishers could ever hope upon them, even if the eventual effects of that harm (no doubt what you were imagining in your hypothetical question) have not yet been seen. Its of no real consequence, seen or not, the damage has been done, and it is they who did it to themselves. All the rest is just details.; July 22, 2009 at 7:30 PM

"Progress made under the shadow of the policeman's club is false progress."

I believe that liberty is the only genuinely valuable thing that men have invented, at least in the field of government, in a thousand years. I believe that it is better to be free than to be not free, even when the former is dangerous and the latter safe. I believe that the finest qualities of man can flourish only in free air – that progress made under the shadow of the policeman's club is false progress, and of no permanent value. I believe that any man who takes the liberty of another into his keeping is bound to become a tyrant, and that any man who yields up his liberty, in however slight the measure, is bound to become a slave. -- H.L. Mencken

"The Fate of Unborn Millions. . ."

"The time is now near at hand which must probably determine, whether Americans are to be, Freemen, or Slaves; whether they are to have any property they can call their own; whether their Houses, and Farms, are to be pillaged and destroyed, and they consigned to a State of Wretchedness from which no human efforts will probably deliver them. The fate of unborn Millions will now depend, under God, on the Courage and Conduct of this army-Our cruel and unrelenting Enemy leaves us no choice but a brave resistance, or the most abject submission; that is all we can expect-We have therefore to resolve to conquer or die." -- George Washington to his troops before the Battle of Long Island.

"We will not go gently . . ."

This is no small thing, to restore a republic after it has fallen into corruption. I have studied history for years and I cannot recall it ever happening. It may be that our task is impossible. Yet, if we do not try then how will we know it can't be done? And if we do not try, it most certainly won't be done. The Founders' Republic, and the larger war for western civilization, will be lost.

But I tell you this: We will not go gently into that bloody collectivist good night. Indeed, we will make with our defiance such a sound as ALL history from that day forward will be forced to note, even if they despise us in the writing of it.

And when we are gone, the scattered, free survivors hiding in the ruins of our once-great republic will sing of our deeds in forbidden songs, tending the flickering flame of individual liberty until it bursts forth again, as it must, generations later. We will live forever, like the Spartans at Thermopylae, in sacred memory.

-- Mike Vanderboegh, The Lessons of Mumbai:Death Cults, the "Socialism of Imbeciles" and Refusing to Submit, 1 December 2008

"A common language of resistance . . ."

"Colonial rebellions throughout the modern world have been acts of shared political imagination. Unless unhappy people develop the capacity to trust other unhappy people, protest remains a local affair easily silenced by traditional authority. Usually, however, a moment arrives when large numbers of men and women realize for the first time that they enjoy the support of strangers, ordinary people much like themselves who happen to live in distant places and whom under normal circumstances they would never meet. It is an intoxicating discovery. A common language of resistance suddenly opens to those who are most vulnerable to painful retribution the possibility of creating a new community. As the conviction of solidarity grows, parochial issues and aspirations merge imperceptibly with a compelling national agenda which only a short time before may have been the dream of only a few. For many Americans colonists this moment occurred late in the spring of 1774." -- T.H. Breen, The Marketplace of Revolution: How Consumer Politics Shaped American Independence, Oxford University Press, 2004, p.1.

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