tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7575061201749703300.post5961713476588881783..comments2024-02-28T20:56:23.768-06:00Comments on Sipsey Street Irregulars: Successful adaptation to Zombieland Rule Number One (at least until he runs out of gas).Dutchman6http://www.blogger.com/profile/09935420042995679958noreply@blogger.comBlogger15125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7575061201749703300.post-80550012599541545392014-12-22T19:33:41.224-06:002014-12-22T19:33:41.224-06:00Imagine if you will . All that mass riding on a co...Imagine if you will . All that mass riding on a contact patch the size of a large coffee cup .Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7575061201749703300.post-88063492287488668912014-12-22T11:38:27.708-06:002014-12-22T11:38:27.708-06:00Mark? Mark Pitcavage? Is that you?
I've bee...Mark? Mark Pitcavage? Is that you?<br /><br />I've been looking for my adult Bull-mastiff, he was last seen in your office, have you seen him lately?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7575061201749703300.post-81839702419641235482014-12-22T00:35:10.226-06:002014-12-22T00:35:10.226-06:00Firefighters are in great shape, but fire chiefs? ...Firefighters are in great shape, but fire chiefs? Yikes.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7575061201749703300.post-3244990374415063202014-12-21T11:25:37.004-06:002014-12-21T11:25:37.004-06:00I have never seen a fat firefighter (probably beca...I have never seen a fat firefighter (probably because they have to be in shape to carry all of their equipment and possibly someone who is injured in a burning building) but I have seen more fat cops than skinny ones.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7575061201749703300.post-63541889974507980862014-12-21T07:13:43.458-06:002014-12-21T07:13:43.458-06:00At least he is "working", most his size ...At least he is "working", most his size are on disability collecting government benefits and planning their next taxpayer funded surgery.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7575061201749703300.post-24911655638284871572014-12-21T05:06:42.608-06:002014-12-21T05:06:42.608-06:00Meanwhile, nominations are being taken for this we...Meanwhile, nominations are being taken for this weeks Big Bang of Stupidity award. Here's mine..<br /><br />http://www.digitaltrends.com/mobile/man-shoots-himself-in-head-while-posing-for-gun-selfie/Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7575061201749703300.post-39412259626638398562014-12-20T22:44:11.309-06:002014-12-20T22:44:11.309-06:00THEBigFatPanda said...
All I can say is if I had t...THEBigFatPanda said...<br />All I can say is if I had to be arrested by him, I couldn't resist because I'd be laughing too hard at his condition.<br /><br />Hell, even if you were ROTFL the fat bastard couldn't catch up to you nor stoop over to cuff you.Seditionhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04188159909352204129noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7575061201749703300.post-91934426093782358472014-12-20T22:11:58.253-06:002014-12-20T22:11:58.253-06:00Ridicule and make fun. Gee, I thought that was a t...Ridicule and make fun. Gee, I thought that was a tactic of liberals. I guess cop haters are as blind to facts as Libs.<br /><br />Panda nailed it...the guy is a private funeral escort and no, those are not mag pouches. Jeez!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7575061201749703300.post-3552471214208176942014-12-20T15:25:38.828-06:002014-12-20T15:25:38.828-06:00Are those pregnancy pants?
Meh, Cop Unions. Gotta...Are those pregnancy pants?<br /><br />Meh, Cop Unions. Gotta love them. Too fat, (cuz, you know, it is a disease or something), to give chase so they just shoot. Complete disgrace.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7575061201749703300.post-83539225671377133332014-12-20T13:31:42.949-06:002014-12-20T13:31:42.949-06:00As to him not being a cop, those are mag pouches o...As to him not being a cop, those are mag pouches on his belt. Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7575061201749703300.post-52197042450560730752014-12-20T11:23:47.281-06:002014-12-20T11:23:47.281-06:00Couple items you may have missed, Mike. While I ag...Couple items you may have missed, Mike. While I agree this individual is a disgusting thing to look at(and forced me to put away my lunch of enchiladas), if you look on his right hip, no gun. Okay, maybe he's a lefty. <br /> On the cargo pod behind the right leg is clearly the word "ESCORT". That, combined with the orange light on a pole, leads me to the conclusion this is actually a funeral escort vehicle. Probably not the same fitness standards as a real cop(assuming real cops have such standards).<br />Strange if that's all he is why he's packing an asp baton and cuffs. "Shrugs". All I can say is if I had to be arrested by him, I couldn't resist because I'd be laughing too hard at his condition. Oy vey!!THEBigFatPandanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7575061201749703300.post-85575219277255853632014-12-20T09:55:56.506-06:002014-12-20T09:55:56.506-06:00Annnnnnnd...
Cue the Krispy Kreme Jokes:
http://w...Annnnnnnd...<br />Cue the Krispy Kreme Jokes:<br /><br />http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2877151/Time-lay-doughnuts-Cops-obese-workers-America-according-American-Journal-Preventive-Medicine-study.html<br /><br />I always wanted to give a cop a sandwich bag of Cheerios and tell him they were doughnut seeds, unfortunately, I think the poor low IQ bastard would believe me.Seditionhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04188159909352204129noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7575061201749703300.post-20087802809994565602014-12-20T09:20:46.516-06:002014-12-20T09:20:46.516-06:00Spokane Sheriff Says He Can Take Your Life And Aff...Spokane Sheriff Says He Can Take Your Life And Affect Your Freedom<br /><br />https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-j8ZyYsYdYAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7575061201749703300.post-76596916826303316292014-12-20T09:11:24.902-06:002014-12-20T09:11:24.902-06:00The officer is in pretty good shape. Round is a s...The officer is in pretty good shape. Round is a shape.MadDawg308noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7575061201749703300.post-11718828770343007462014-12-20T06:59:56.102-06:002014-12-20T06:59:56.102-06:00Hope the Fatass doesn't fall on anyone! If tha...Hope the Fatass doesn't fall on anyone! If that pig dumps the bike they better put sand down on the grease smear!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com